Clint is an every day working man whose wife Joanna is having an affair with a doctor. They plot to kill him and get the insurance money.
Set back in 1851 in the Carpathia Mountains of Romania, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark” en route to Paris with her maidservant Zou Zou for a can-can revue, stop for the night at a haunted castle owned by a certain Vladimir Hellsubus whose long dead wife bears an eerie resemblance to Elvira.
When her Great Aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira heads for the uptight New England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch’s cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen’s ample assets, all hell busts out and breaks loose. […]